We would like to offer an entirely new plan for how to expand state revenue and subsidize the ailing horse-racing industry.
Instead of installing slot machines at race tracks, how about we simply set odds on the actions of our state legislators?
They seem to be more fickle than a filly, and you don’t necessarily need to know the pedigree or quarter-mile time to pick a winner.
A $2 wager on any piece of legislation likely would return a handsome payout, and with each delay, amendment and revision, your betting options continually expand.