And in the same country, two editors were keeping track over the newsroom by night.
And, lo, an angel of the Lord came before them, and the glory of the Lord shown round about them.
But they weren’t afraid, because they knew this was Fred, a neighbor in St. Peter’s Loving Arms Apartments.
“I have glad tidings of great joy,” he said. “Which shall be unto all people.”
They shook their heads.