A jolly, folly Christmas
Shop, shop, shop, shop, sleep, eat, shop
Lord have mercy, make it stop!!!
Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, eat, sleep, wrap,
Bake, bake, bake, bake, eat, sleep, bake
How much more a mom can take!
Put the tree up, hang the lights,
Oh Lord, give me one more night!
I need to hide the gifts we bought
from a child who has one thought -
I want this and I want that,
Now I know why Santa's fat!