Early one August morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son,” she said. “It's the first day of school, and you don’t want to be late.”
“But, Mom, I don't want to go,” he said.
“Give me two reasons why you don't want to go,” his mother asked.
“Well, the kids make fun of me for one, and the teachers don’t like me either!”
The mother was unconvinced. “That's no reason not to go to school – now get ready!”