Bridges and I have had one of those Ghost & Mr. Chicken relationships: I would approach them with zeal and bravura, but inside I’d be a sniveling and shivering Don Knotts.
By Steve Doyle
Wednesday, August 17, 2011 at 2:00 am (Updated: August 17, 2:03 am)
There was a woman with whom I once worked who had a phenomenal phobia about bridges, which, living in Florida as we did, was something not easily managed.
She had a Golden Rule about bridges: Don’t go unto them, and they can’t do unto you. She would drive to great lengths to avoid a span of any size greater than, say, a 2-lane culvert-crosser.
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